I Refuse to Become an NMDB

No Really. I found myself heading that direction about 8 months ago and starting to become one, and I hated everything about it. I refuse to become one! I know a few of them and they drive me crazy. In fact, I'm thinking of going the other way. Reducing the amount of time I find myself doing NMDB kinds of things. So without further ado, here's what I'm talking about: